Here's something hilarious.
From thefrogman.me
Famous Movie Quotes as if written by a proper Englishman.
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"“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes
“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story
“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix"
- Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes
“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story
“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix"
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